ok... see I respect that some people have some emotion invested in certain topics but sometimes the things they say are just plain stupid.....
"The 3 day is speaking out against breast cancer in the biggest and boldest possible way!"
Yes. Because speaking out, not in a small way, but a big way, not in a timid way, but a BOLD way.... will solve it.
Yep.
Good thing its not speaking out in a small and timid way, cause if it was it would net about the same results as..... speaking out in .....any ...possible.... (cough)....way.......
WAIT!!!
UNLESS!!--
the "speaking out" is actually just talk which is between two researchers in which case it might net some result other than my simple annoyance.
...
Unless... the talk is big and bold...cause that would likely lead one researcher to become annoyed with the other... which would be bad ....
But anyway, just to be safe
Lets try this out:
I want to speak out in a big and bold way, neigh, IN THE BIGGEST AND BOLDEST POSSIBLE WAY!!
YES!!!
AGAINST RAIN!!! I HATE THE RAIN!!!!!
JOIN ME IN SPEAKING OUT IN THE BIGGEST AND BOLDEST POSSIBLE WAY --- AGAINST RAINY DAYS!!!
Bumper stickers are fun.... I saw one the other day: Autism Awareness. umm-k I am(and the majority of the rest of the population is) aware of autism.... what now...??
You have achieved the objective of awareness!!!! Congrats and good job!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!
So now how about you upgrade to a "SOLVE Autism" sticker?
Or better yet, actually give REGULARLY to funds which research in autism rather than just buying a sticker once or twice!
ya know i saw this video on youtube that was a joke about a subscription service, every week they send you a new sticker, a yellow ribbon, a puzzel piece, one that says "support farting" (and believe me I DO!). it was pretty funny.
Life continues to grind on... After pursuing my 2 years associates degree for the last 4 years (and I'm still only 3/4 done!!) it feels like it will never end. oh wait.. and then I get to go do 4 more years... I can't wait...
But, despite that, things are looking up. I've made some life changes, I've made some choices which involved putting God back in the center and I've noticed right off the bat, I'm a happier person, my job this week has been markedly better... its really kinda scary... I mean I also know it sounds corny.. "I put God first and now I'm HAPPPYYYY!!!" ... sounds like someone I would quote and ridicule...but... its just... how it it is.... ummhh its scary, like i said, we've all seen how one bad choice makes such a negative impact... but few have seen or think about the times when a good choice also makes a huge impact.... perhaps our generation will change this.
After all, we've been made aware of autism and have once monthly contraception, we're ready to take on the world! Edit
the happy little commericals. until you can see how tedious it is having to take a pill every day, and then eventually just how put off the lady is at having to take a pill every day. monday ok, tuesday...ok wednessday hey wait .... and by sunday its just outright intolerable.
Well. I can relate,
I too have to take a pill every day to preserve the quality of my life. And yes, taking my vitemin pill every day does indeed annoy me just as much as those poor ladies on tv.
Taking a pill every day.... IT'S INTOLERABLE I TELL YOU!!!
One-A-day??? You aweful aweful company!!! your product is terrible for making me take the inane (Yes that is a word) amount of time to insure my health and standard of living isn't interrupted!! NOT. WORTH. IT!.
Now! if only someone would make viteminRing which could be inserted into the Other end of my digestive tract every month OH HOW MUCH BETTER THAT WOULD BE!!!
(if you took that post seriously, go into the bathroom and use the hair dryer to thaw out your humor...appreciation.....thing....)
also on the list of things i;d call 'GENIUS' is this line from another drug commercial
"I knew arthritus hurt but I had now idea it was attacking my joints!" ok einstein... pain is usually an indication of damage... level of pain, level of damage.... its not hard. lets try a logical statement, if the pain seems to slowly increase what can be said of the joints where are experiencing it? A trout live in trees B that d*mn cat is about to eat my biscut again C I should have bought a mazda D perhaps my joints are deteriorating leading to increasing pain.
Naturally the answer is E, all of the above.
well right now that I've got that junk out of the way I'll get back to the normal general update fashion. I continue to maintain my position at UPS, our building finished 5th for the year in the country. we are consistently carrying our district. (other sorts have low numbers but ours so high it carries them) I continue to try and improve my managment skills a little each day. at school science is a strong suit of mine, i scored a 98 on the first test. We did cask of amontillado in eng 102. I brought up 45% of the irony in the class (that is for every example someone else raised I raised a different one too almost.) I even got one the teacher didn't notice but agreed was there. so why can't i think of what to write a short story essay on!?!? dang it!
I do with the science teachers would network with the lab teacher though. I really would love to know if the comglomerate rock made of various sized sea creature shells glued together is pronounced co-keen-uh or co-queen-uh (spelled cocina)
went to monster jam, it was pretty neat.... one of the guys who directed everything i swear was at least metrosexual Probably going to mort the house and put the money to bills and a newer car. after this one has.....i keep saying 250 but the title said 240 when i got it while odometer said 188... its now at 206 so...closer to 260K, i think I've earned a new one. anyone got a civic dx 5sp newer than 97 and under 100k miles for sale????
you guys should make a countdown till Al puts out his CD's you can set it at like 5 years and it might be about right. had a bunch of other crap to say but can't remember it.... oh well
oh yeah, Obama is now on my S list.
know why?
cause he moved the DTV transition back another 4 months so for (ANOTHER) four months we get to hear "goto dtv2009.gov to find out if you are ready for the digital switch!!" or fox, or any other stinking station which won't just let the idiots who haven't figured it out for themselves by now just turn on the tube in june and come out of the martian cave they must be living in to not know that at such and such a date, you need to have a new little box to make the tv work, or get verizon or comcast or satellite..... and learn the hard way (which at this point is probably they only way they ever will) I mean for the love of God, my late 80's grandparents even know they are ok because they got dish network. (and saying they aren't tech savvy is insulting to those who just aren't tech savvy, they don't do technology. PERIOD)Why these commercials are being broadcast in the DTV and comcast Tv streams is beyond me (yes, I've had a DTV box since october and they;ve been talking more about the switch to digital TV, ON THE DIGITAL SIGNAL!!, than on the analog stations which will no longer operate.) its worse than an ad for a movie or political canidate which/who they just promote and promote and promote to the point that even if you were interested in seeing it/voting for them you don't because you want to punish the company/person for annoying you with the same bleeping commercial so many bleeping times~! And again, why are the commercials about the digital switch being transmitted over the digital signal?! its a waste of ad space which could be better filled by more entertaining commercials like hulu.com Seriously, "there won't be money for the 40 dollar coupons!" Really Barack? REALLY?? if you have someone out there (other than those on fixed incomes who like my grandparents have probably already figured it out) who actually NEEDS the 40 dollar coupon to purchase a 50 dollar device to keep the TV working.... uhm.. if you can't afford a 50 dollar box to keep the tv working me thinks you have slightly bigger issues that should be prioritized over watching TV! like going out and getting a job!! making 7.25 and hour taking home 6 an hour you will be able to purchase the mystic box with just over a days work in wages. (if you go out and find isolated cases where my argument fails you have too much free time and also obviously don't need the coupon to purchase a dtv box either.... because if you read my blog .... clearly you've found something more wasteful of time than a TV every could be!) Did i mention I hate the dtv switch commercials??
So yeah, its not the pork, or the other things written in the "stimulus" package dubbed the Congressional Reform Action Project by Mike huckabee (or C.R.A.P. for short) no it;s Not how Obama campaigned for a bill which btw was written in a back room at night after hours and voted for the next day
Its, not that the solution to the housing problem-- legislation focused on stabalizing home values (and inherently the banking system too) getting voted down by the idiots in office along with the obamanite. nope.
I don't like him cause he made me watch another 4 months of "Are you ready for the switch!?!" commercials.
